Obsessive Chef Cutting Board

    Obsessive Chef Cutting Board


    Worry no more!

    Now you can make every julienne the exact same size and shape. This highly calibrated (using the latest NASA telemetry algorithms), high tensile, thermodynamic stabilized cutting board will also reduce your medicine costs by 50%.

    Be the boss of YOUR kitchen...and remember, if your guests laugh, you're the one with the knife...

    Testing again
    Gordon Currie
    I just love it to death. Whatever it is.
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    I am a review writing machine
    Anonymous reviewer
    Here I go again. Try and stop me.
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    I think this dialog needs to be styled
    Jack Black
    Otherwise it is a good product. It just needs this glaring flaw fixed.
    What you call a flaw is actually a feature...you're just too dumb to realize that.
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    I now have become officially OCD
    Flakey Foont
    Before I got this, I really didn't care about precise slicing and dicing. It really didn't matter. Wow, I've seen the light - and my guests love the ultra-sophisticated restaurant look of all my dishes.
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    I saw the cosmos in my cutting board.
    Allen Ginsburg
    I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, Angel-headed hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.
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